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Posted by Mike Stanton-Rich
Im growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head
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Posted by Kathy Ostman-Magnusen
I was at Macy's the other day checking out pots and pans. The salesman came
up to me and told me about a set on sale for $99. marked down from $300. It
was EXACTLY what I had been looking for to replace our teflon bare pans! I said
let me go call my husband. A hundred bucks is still a hundred bucks, right?
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Posted by Taylor May - Pimplegel.com
Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne
What is Back Acne ? Umm... Acne on your back. There you
have it. Well there is a difference compared to face acne. Back acne is one form of
body acne and it's a bitch
to reach when you need to treat that really juicy volcanic pimple on your back. What are
ass pimples? pimples on your
bum, what more can I say.
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Posted by Britt Gillette
Years ago, Rush Limbaugh coined the term "adult beverages" to refer to alcoholic drinks. Yet millions of dittoheads across the Fruited Plain lacked a guide for making the best adult beverages. So one fan created The Dittoheads Guide to Adult Beverages, a collection of humorous dittohead recipes such as the Rio Linda Rouser, EIB Ecstasy Elixir, Club Gitmo Guzzler, and many more!
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Posted by Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
Bill Gates announced that he will transition out of his day-to-day role at Microsoft by July 2008 in order to spend more time working on the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which focuses on global health and education.
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Posted by Seb Carroll
A plumber came round to my house today. This in itself was all well and good. He was a lovely guy by the name of Dennis, clearly very experienced, and he got the job done in an unexpectedly short couple of hours. I'd been bracing myself for a hot-water-free weekend, so it was a very pleasant surprise to have the problem fixed so quickly.
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Posted by Andy Alt
A scientific breakthrough just in time for Saint Patrick's Day, the world's first Four Leaf Clover-Marijuana hybrid has been approved for private consumption. The only condition is that a wet towel be placed under the door prior to its use. The creation of this marvelous plant is sure to spark attention across the globe, and ensure that Ireland will be a famous country once again.
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Posted by John Sammon
All my life I have had tremendous sexual energy. Lust thats been hard to work off. If this Olympian type carnality could have been properly harnessed... I would have been like King Solomon.
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