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Road Trip

Posted by Mike Stanton-Rich

I’m growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over my head

Why Macy's Cleans Their Floors At Odd Hours

Posted by Kathy Ostman-Magnusen

I was at Macy's the other day checking out pots and pans. The salesman came up to me and told me about a set on sale for $99. marked down from $300. It was EXACTLY what I had been looking for to replace our teflon bare pans! I said let me go call my husband. A hundred bucks is still a hundred bucks, right?

Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne

Posted by Taylor May - Pimplegel.com

Ass Pimples Vs Back Acne

What is Back Acne ? Umm... Acne on your back. There you have it. Well there is a difference compared to face acne. Back acne is one form of body acne and it's a bitch to reach when you need to treat that really juicy volcanic pimple on your back. What are ass pimples? pimples on your bum, what more can I say.

Rush Limbaugh Humor: 2 Adult Beverage Recipes Any Dittohead Will Love

Posted by Britt Gillette

Years ago, Rush Limbaugh coined the term "adult beverages" to refer to alcoholic drinks. Yet millions of dittoheads across the Fruited Plain lacked a guide for making the best adult beverages. So one fan created The Dittohead’s Guide to Adult Beverages, a collection of humorous dittohead recipes such as the Rio Linda Rouser, EIB Ecstasy Elixir, Club G’itmo Guzzler, and many more!

Bill Gates to Devote Life To Charity; Make Money And You Can, Too

Posted by Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com

Bill Gates announced that he will transition out of his day-to-day role at Microsoft by July 2008 in order to spend more time working on the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which focuses on global health and education.

A Drunk with a Small Penis

Posted by Seb Carroll

A plumber came round to my house today. This in itself was all well and good. He was a lovely guy by the name of Dennis, clearly very experienced, and he got the job done in an unexpectedly short couple of hours. I'd been bracing myself for a hot-water-free weekend, so it was a very pleasant surprise to have the problem fixed so quickly.

Irish Chemist Creates Four Leaf Clover-Marijuana Hybrid

Posted by Andy Alt

A scientific breakthrough just in time for Saint Patrick's Day, the world's first Four Leaf Clover-Marijuana hybrid has been approved for private consumption. The only condition is that a wet towel be placed under the door prior to its use. The creation of this marvelous plant is sure to spark attention across the globe, and ensure that Ireland will be a famous country once again.

Chin-ups are Pleasant

Posted by John Sammon

All my life I have had tremendous sexual energy. Lust that’s been hard to work off. If this Olympian type carnality could have been properly harnessed... I would have been like King Solomon.

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